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17 Things That Look Like Penises (But Aren’t)

Thinking about how many times you notice actual penises, it’s rather unexpected at just how many situations seem like penises that are not. Check out these 17 phallic finds!

17. See Place Get

See Spot Go

16. Welcome Home

Welcome Home

15. Tallest Tower

Tallest Tower

14. Potabest places to meet men in their 30s-rection

Potato-rection

13. Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy

12. Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz

11. Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse

10. Boner Bridge

Boner Bridge

9. Seems Healthy

Sounds Delicious

8. Rising

Going Up

7. Subway Program

Subway System

6. Fountain Head

 Fountain Head

5. Complex Formation

Hard Formation

4. Messing Around

Messing Around

3. Freaky Santa

Naughty Santa

2. Pillow Willie

Pillow Willie

1. Oh, Herman

Oh, Herman

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